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Good morning, Orlando! This morning I put in my AirPods, ready to dive into final newsletter prep. Fast forward two hours, and I realized I never turned on the music. Is this the modern equivalent of staring blankly into an open fridge, forgetting what you came for? 🤣
Now onto today’s Orlando Signal, Thursday (weekend fun) issue:
ACEs Matter
Wait Wait
Golden Legacy
+ a BOAT LOAD of weekend recs
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On with it!
- Philip
🔥 In case you missed it. Grab the 2024 Orlando Signal Restaurant Guide, right here.
3 QUICK NEWS BITS ⏲️
Winged Menace: Orange County's Unexpected Dengue Battle
Orange County faces an unprecedented challenge: locally transmitted dengue fever.
Steve Harrison, Orange County’s Mosquito Control Manager, reports two cases in Lockhart, marking a first for modern Central Florida. His team swiftly targeted the area, battling the Aedes aegypti mosquito.
Dengue, known as "break-bone fever," causes severe symptoms in 25% of cases, including intense pain and rash. Program manager Jose Colon, a survivor, attests to its debilitating effects. While the CDC reports record global cases, Harrison emphasizes this isn't cause for panic. The mosquitoes' limited range offers hope for containment.
As spray trucks hum through Lockhart's twilight, residents join the fight, vigilant against standing water - the mosquito's nursery. This outbreak signifies a new chapter in Florida's delicate dance with nature.
Healing Generations: How ACEs Matter is Rewriting Childhood Stories
In the battle against childhood trauma, ACEs Matter emerges as a beacon of hope. Founded by visionary Cendie Stanford, this grassroots powerhouse is revolutionizing how we approach Adverse Childhood Experiences (ACEs).
Through a potent mix of prevention, intervention, and education, ACEs Matter aims to break the cycle of generational trauma. Their ambitious goal? Reach 1 million people by 2030.
Targeting minority millennials, Gen Z, and Generation Alpha, ACEs Matter's donation-based webinars and culturally specific programs are changing lives. They're not just healing individuals; they're transforming entire communities. By reducing ACEs, they're tackling everything from crime rates to healthcare costs.
In a world focused on treating symptoms, ACEs Matter dares to dream bigger, proving that prevention is the ultimate cure.
👉 Donations are important to an Org like ACEs Matter. You can help right here.
Shelter in the Spotlight: Orlando's Controversial Bid to House the Homeless
Orlando, famed for its magical attractions, is tackling a stark reality: homelessness.
As a new state law looms, criminalizing public sleeping, the city unveils a bold $7.5 million plan for a massive shelter. Part of the $58 million Accelerate Orlando initiative, this 21,000-square-foot facility aims to house 250 people, offering round-the-clock low-barrier access and vital services.
However, the swift proposal has sparked debate. District 5 residents express frustration, feeling overburdened by social services. The geographical imbalance of homeless support across Orlando fuels the controversy.
Despite challenges, the city ambitiously targets halving homelessness through this and other projects, including affordable housing developments.
As Orlando's council prepares to vote, the city stands at a crossroads, potentially charting a new course in urban compassion.
WEEKEND SPOT HIGHLIGHT 🔦
Wait Wait Stand-up Tour

📍The Plaza Live. 425 North Bumby Ave., Orlando, FL 32803. Map to this location.
🕐 Friday, September 6th, 8 p.m.
Buckle up for the Wait Wait Stand-Up Tour – a comedy tsunami featuring the sharpest wits from NPR's "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!"
These aren't just panelists; they're comedy Jedis unleashed from FCC constraints. Hosted by the inimitable Alonzo Bodden, this tour is your backstage pass to unfiltered hilarity.
Tired of radio-sized laughs? Feast on the full brilliance of these quick-fire quipsters. It's more than a show; it's a rare chance to see national treasures in their natural habitat.
Don't wait, wait... grab tickets now for a night of side-splitting, spirit-lifting fun!
TOP 3 FUN RECS FOR THE WEEKEND 🍊
The Florida Vintage Fest

📍Great Southern Box Company Food Hall. 2105 N Orange Blossom Trl, Orlando, FL 32804. Map to this location.
🕐 Saturday, September 7th, 12-5 p.m.
Step into a world where nostalgia meets innovation at The Florida Vintage Fest (Insta).
Local vendors transform this INDOOR space 😀 into a tapestry of style and creativity. Unearth vintage treasures, sustainable fashion, and custom streetwear for men and women.
Savor diverse flavors from amazing food stalls, sip craft brews, and immerse yourself in the pulsing heart of Orlando's vintage scene.
At The Florida Vintage Fest, every visit promises new discoveries and a chance to take home a piece of the city's eclectic spirit.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse in Concert

📍Walt Disney Theater. 445 South Magnolia Ave, Orlando, FL 32801. Map to this location.
🕐 Saturday, September 7th, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m.
Brace yourself for SPIDER-MAN™: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE, swinging into concert halls worldwide! This mind-bending sequel blasts onto a colossal HD screen, backed by a live musical extravaganza that defies imagination.
Picture a full orchestra, a virtuoso scratch DJ, and an arsenal of percussionists and electronic wizards, all joining forces to bring the Oscar®-winning web-slinger's latest adventure to life.
Following its predecessor's sold-out global tour, this groundbreaking fusion of visuals and sound pushes the boundaries of entertainment.
Don't just watch the multiverse unfold—feel it pulse through your veins in this unmissable sensory spectacular!
🔥 Check out this hella cool trailer, right here.
Golden Legacy: Original Art from 80 Years of Golden Books

📍Orlando Museum of Art. 2416 N Mills Ave, Orlando, FL 32803. Map to this location.
🕐 Friday, September 6th through December 1st, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.
Dive into "Golden Legacy," a captivating celebration of 80 years of Little Golden Books. This exhibition unveils over sixty original illustrations from Random House's archives, featuring beloved classics like "The Poky Little Puppy" and "Tootle."
Born in 1942 amidst World War II, Little Golden Books revolutionized children's literature, making quality illustrated books affordable for millions. From "Home for a Bunny" to "I Can Fly," each masterpiece tells a story of American resilience and imagination.
Curated by The National Center for Children's Illustrated Literature in Abilene, Texas, this nostalgic journey invites you to relive the golden moments that shaped generations of young minds.
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MORE WEEKEND HAPPENINGS 🎭 🥁
Friday:
🔥 Lunch & Learn – Orlando Sports Stadium: Rebels, Wrestlers, and Rock ’n’ Rollers | 12 p.m. | Orange County Regional History Center | More Info
Swimming to Other Shores | 6 p.m. | College Park | More Info
Prospects 8 - Brown v Bauza | 6 p.m. | I-Drive/Universal | More Info
The Art of Loretta Petraitis | 6:30 p.m. | Mills 50 | More Info
UCF Knights Mens Soccer vs. UC Irvine Men's Soccer | 7 p.m. | UCF | More Info
Endoxa Booking and Montgomery Drive Present: Shawn James w/ Special Guest Harley Poe | 7:30 p.m. | Winter Park Area | More Info
Film and Sketch Night: Polyester | 7:30 p.m. | Audubon Park | More Info
The Corner Gallery Presents: Booked! Live Comedy Show | 7:30 p.m. | Winter Park Area | (More Info)
And All That Jazz | Fri 7:30 p.m. Sat 3 & 7:30 p.m. and Sun 3 p.m. | Downtown | More Info
Porter Robinson | 8 p.m. | UCF | More Info
Brian Posehn | 8 p.m. | South Eola | More Info
BASSRUSH Presents: Hol! | 10 p.m. | Downtown | More Info
Freaky Fridays: Trash Humpers | 11:59 p.m. | Winter Park Area | More Info
Saturday:
🔥 History Alive: Juan Ponce de León & the Fountain of Youth | 11 a.m. | Downtown | More Info
🔥 AdVintage Fair & Flea Market | 8 a.m. | 12 N. Primrose Dr., Orlando | More Info
🔥 WUCF Meet The Helpers Pop Up Event | 10 a.m. | Hart Memorial Library - Kissimmee | More Info
Fall Porch Sale | 8 a.m. | Audubon Park | More Info
Red Bull Double or Nothing 2024 | 9 a.m. | Central | More Info
Historic Architecture Tour | 10 a.m. | Winter Park Area | More Info
Beer Release and Second Harvest Fundraiser | 12 p.m. | Ivanhoe Village | More info
UCF Knights Football vs. Sam Houston State Football | 6 p.m. | UCF | More Info
Soccer iD Cup: Club America v Atletico Nacional | 7 p.m. | Downtown | More Info
White Party | 8 p.m. | I-Drive/Universal | More Info
Bad Witch Burlesque Presents: "HEX Appeal" | 8:30 p.m. | I-Drive/Universal | More Info
Sunday:
Southern Gospel Brunch | 11:30 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. | Downtown | More Info
Uncomfortable Brunch: The Skin I Live In | 12 p.m. | Winter Park Area | More Info
Wild Weeds Plant Walk at Mead Garden with Maggie O’Halloran | 3 p.m. | Winter Park Area | More Info
Craig Conant | 6 p.m. | I-Drive/Universal | More Info
Laura Jane Grace & The Mississippi Medicals | 6 p.m. | Downtown | More Info
Endoxa Booking Presents: Cowgirl Clue and White Ring | 7 p.m. | Winter Park Area | More Info
THANKS!
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My Best,
Philip - Publisher, Orlando Signal